Not this: This is my beard, if you even want to call it a beard. This footage was taken after I let it grow for two weeks. Two weeks! It's thin, patchy, and in some spots there's no hair at all.

As far as beards go, his is more measly than grizzly.

After 16 weeks, the photograph scores were significantly ... According to the above-mentioned study on minoxidil and beard growth, side effects among participants were “mild” and not ...

Not this. This is my beard, if you even want to call it a beard. This footage was taken after I let it grow for two weeks. Two weeks! It's thin, patchy, and in some spots there's no hair at all.