ACCORDING TO THE TURD Polisher's Handbook, there are two methods of jump-starting a failed early-'90s career in pop music. You could change your name,... HE'S BEEN WALKING THOSE streets again.

You can't turn a turd into a hit. You can't polish up that turd, you need to let go and move on. You learn and you keep at it." There's a reason creatives are told to kill their darlings.