Headbands, ribbons, and barrettes are all fair game. Keep your wixie long and swept ... but they just may know it by a different name, he says. "Haircuts used to be named by the stylists ...

It's not as if an earth-shattering cry arose from some vain, beer-guzzling sports nuts looking for a place to throw back a cold one, get a haircut, and watch the Panthers game. But Brian Fischer hated ...