Here are some funny birthday wishes for a lady. Happy Birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party! Happy Birthday to someone who’s an even bigger diva than me! It’s your birthday! Turn up the sass, fill up your glass, and go kick some ass! Remember: It’s better to be a year older than a month late. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday, lady!

Happy Birthday! Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number, but a big one in your case! Happy birthday! You're not old; you're just retro-cool. Another year, another reason to pretend you're surprised by your age. Enjoy the charade! Happy birthday! May your day be as fabulous as you pretend your age is.

Happy Birthday to an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell me what it was like to build Stonehenge! When you were born, the sun shone… for the very first time! Happy Birthday to the woman who has it all! One hundred years of accumulation would result in that! I love you, girl, and I’m wishing you the best today.

Happy Birthday to my Bestie. Rhyming makes me testy. I’ll try to make it jesty. Don’t get mad if it’s pesky, but have a zesty day! Hey, I tried. Don’t think of it as getting older; think of it as becoming a classic. You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.