Ain't it a glorious day?
Right as a mornin' in May.
I feel like I could fly.
Now Bert, none of your larking about!
'Ave you ever seen
The grass so green
Or a bluer sky?
Oh, it's a jolly 'oliday with Mary.
Mary makes your 'eart so light.
You haven't changed a bit, have you?
When the day is gray and ordinary,
Mary makes the sun shine bright!
Oh, honestly!
Oh 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er.
The daffodils are smilin' at the dove!
When Mary 'olds your 'and,
You feel so grand
Your 'eart starts beatin' like a big brass band!
You are light-headed!
It's a jolly 'oliday with Mary.
No wonder that it's Mary that we love!
Eh, it's a jolly 'oliday with Mary.
Mary makes your heart so light.
When the day is gray and ordi-neigh-ry
Mary makes the sun shine bright!
Oh 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er.
The daffodils are smiling at the dove!
When Mary 'olds your 'and,
You feel so grand,
Your 'eart starts beatin' like a big brass band!
It's a jolly 'oliday with Mary.
No wonder that it's Mary that we love!
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert.
Gentlemen like you are few.
A vanishing breed, that's me.
Though you're just a diamond in the rough, Bert,
Underneath your blood is blue!
Common knowledge.
You'd never think of pressing your advantage,
Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed.
True!
A lady needn't fear when you are near
Your sweet gentility is crystal clear!
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert
A jolly, jolly holiday with you!
It's true that Mavis and Sybil 'ave ways that are winning,
And Prudence and Gwendolyn set your 'eart spinning.
Phoebe's delightful, Maude is disarming
Janice, Felicia, Lydia?
Charming!
Cynthia's dashing, Vivian's sweet
Stephanie's smashing, Priscilla a treat
Veronica, Millicent, Agnes, and Jane.
Convivial company, time and again
Dorcas and Phyllis and Glynis are sort,
I'll agree are three jolly good sports.
But cream of the crop, tip of the top
It's Mary Poppins, and there we stop!